Lobster Joke

  • A game warden was walking down a dock one afternoon when he saw a woman with a bucket of llobsters. He ran over, showed the woman his badge, and said, "You're in big trouble. Poacing is illegal, and we take it very seriously here!"

    "No, no," said the woman, laughing, "these lobsters are my pets! Each day I take them out for a swim in the ocean and then call them back to me."

    "Okay, then," said the warden. "Prove it!"

    The woman tipped the lobsters into the ocean and they swam away. After a few minutes, the warden said, "That's long enough. Call the lobsters back in now."

    The woman turned to the warden and said, "What lobsters?"


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